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Thursday, November 11, 2004

A Proper Eulogy for Yasser Arafat



Bury him face first into the ground
Don't cover his ass, big, fat and round…
Which may not cater to most people's likes…
But, they'll have a place to park their bikes…
He won the Nobel Prize and then
He went and blew up folks again…
Had justice really searched for peace
They'd dip the dolt in bacon grease…
No need to mourn this murderous shit…
He shan't be missed by us a bit…
Those who say he led the masses…
Are soon to follow with their sorry ass's…
Laid to rest, he's harmless now…
Like a long spent cud, by a chewing cow…
Dishtowel laid upon the rack…
That little bugger won't need it back…
The afterlife he finds quite odd
This worthless piece of browning sod
Much warmer than he thought it'd be
And all the virgins looking just like he.


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